The Slug: So I got a speeding ticket.
Us: Oh?
The Slug: I suppose I'm about due. I haven't driven the speed limit since I moved here [two years ago].
Us: Yeah, it was your turn.
The Slug: Anyway, I paid the ticket.
Us: You've paid your Debt to Society. Conveniently, Society takes cash.
The Slug: Actually, Society takes VISA.
Us: ...!
The Slug: Y'know, come to think of it, if I default on the card, I can let Society pay my debt to Society!
Us: You ought to send that on to Obama; maybe he'll put it in the next stimulus package.